We were all in costume. Guess which one is Brenda. |
Here are the limericks:
Brenda
A vampire trying his luck,
Tipped the waitress a whole extra buck,
Within five minutes of flirt,
She saw blood on her shirt,
So she slapped him and said,
Dude, you suck!
Helen
There was a young wizard named Harry
Who of girls was suspiciously wary
When he stumbled upon
A fine fellow named Ron
He said, "Now it makes sense: I'm a fairy!"
Dana1
There was a young wizard named Potter
Who, as he grew older, got hotter
Mrs. Weasley & Pa
They laid down the law
And said keep your mitts off our daughter!
Elizabeth Rose Stanton
okay, this isn't really a limerick, but it's gross and illustrated, so it's a winner in my book |
Even better: gross, illustrated AND a limerick. Well done, Beth! |